Part 1

Horse people… don’t say these in public; Sure, you’re just talking about horses or horse stuff…. but non-horse people may get the wrong idea and become confused, embarrassed, or afraid of you.

Do you like my breast collar?

His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.

In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy.

Don’t jump on him, sit down gently.

What a lovely Jackass!

She wants to breed to my stud.

There’s nothing like 17 hands between you legs!

Can I pet your Ass?

He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.

He’s got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.

Is she a maiden?

I wanted to breed to her stud, but he’s all booked this season.