And here’s another one for you to enjoy!!!!

Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And Mr. Key owned a unicorn.
Now Don’s monkey owned Key’s unicorn
Before Don own Key,
Which made Key’s down sore.
Had Don suck Key’s unicorn
Before Key sucked Don’s monkey,
Don’s monkey would not have sucked
Key’s unicorn.
So Don’s ‘key sucked Key’s ‘orn.
But it was sad to see Key so sore
Just because Don’s ‘key sucked
Key’s ‘orn!

Hay in the pussy, stick up the ass

Hot naughty girl got naked…CLICK HERE for more hot babes.

Part 1

Horse people… don’t say these in public; Sure, you’re just talking about horses or horse stuff…. but non-horse people may get the wrong idea and become confused, embarrassed, or afraid of you.

Do you like my breast collar?

His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.

In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy.

Don’t jump on him, sit down gently.

What a lovely Jackass!

She wants to breed to my stud.

There’s nothing like 17 hands between you legs!

Can I pet your Ass?

He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.

He’s got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.

Is she a maiden?

I wanted to breed to her stud, but he’s all booked this season.

Me and My Shadow

This is a true story… it actually happened to me one day.

Well, I was sitting at my computer, completely naked, looking for some porn to aid my jack-off session that day. I must have accidently left open my door because suddenly, I heard a meowing sound and the next thing I knew something furry was rubbing against my legs. I glanced down and saw Shadow. He is my pet, a black cat. He is very young, about a year old, but very affectionate. Shadow continues rubbing against me and I try to ignore him the best I could. The next thing I know, he is rubbing my balls and starts to lick them.

I kinda pushed him away. It freaked me out. I go back to my porn, and he walks up again. This time, he puts his paws on my thighs, and starts to lick my semi hard cock. “SHADOW! WHAT THE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING??!!!” I yell at him, and this time, he runs off.

A moment later, I wished I hadn’t done that. By then, I was rock hard and horny.

I sighed and decided to just lie down and jack off. That way I’d not be so horny. So there I was, lying there, my eyes closed, fantasizing about my boyfriends cock, when my cat walks in again. Suddenly a funny idea popped into my head and I said to myself, “What the hell! Why not give it a try.”

I called him up on the bed, watch as Shadow jumped at the mattress and approached my prone form. He crawled on my chest, licked my nipples, licked my armpits, and walked over to my crotch. My 7 incher was really fucking at that moment, and all of a sudden he starts licking the base of it. I gasp. It hurt but it also felt so good! He starts to get really good at it, and then starts licking my head. Oh shit, I said to myself, my mind reeling back. This feeling was so intense! Shadow continued licking, when I finally cum all over his face and my cock. I thought this would scare him off, but much to my surprise, he seemed to like it and continued licking. I watched him, tired and seemingly helpless as he licked me clean, and then went to attend to the cum on his face.

Shadow and I have had several more of these encounters…

Jennifer is one hot Grandma!!! See four mouth watering pics of what she does with a horse when Grandpa goes to the park to play chess! Hah, and YOU thought YOUR Grandma was strange!

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Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans

Horses don’t give you AIDS.

They don’t make you pregnant either.

You can ride them as long as you want.

They are BIG.

They have lots of stamina(unlike some men I know….).

They are really BIG.

You can suck and bang them at the same time.

They are really, REALLY, BIG.

They don’t gossip and brag about they’re sex life with other to get soothe their egos.

They are REALLY FUCKING BIG.