Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!
Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:
10. Wanna ride my horse?
9. How would you like to make our animal friends happy?
8. Wanna get in touch with your animal side?
7. I have a big snake for a pet.
6. You have a cat? That’s PURRfect!
5. My horse and I could give you riding lessons.
4. I’ve got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*
3. My doggy can do a lot of tricks.
2. I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.
And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:
1. You love animals. I love animals. Let’s do it.
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Return of the Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines
Read it and laugh your hearts out..
More Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines
So what were you and Buster(the dog) doing alone in the woods at THAT time of the night? (As IF we DIDN’T already guessed….)
Here pussy, pussy. Wanna come out and play?
Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?
What exactly will we do in a petting zoo, Honey?
Dog damn it!!! I suck!!! I suck!!!
Hot Dogs!!! Get yer Hot Dogs here!!! Large and juicy Hot…..Dogs!!!
Girl: I want a horse for my Birthday!
Dad: What will you do with a horse?
Girl(Pauses for a moment): Ride on it?
Whoa! That elephant is HUGE!
It was a dogday afternoon.
And last but not the least bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….
Fucking horse….!!! He SUCKS!!!!
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Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines
Here are some lines I heard while having a short drink in a bar which I will remain unknown (mostly from fear from regular customers who might recognize what they just they said from this little piece… *_-). They kind of sound dirty if you try hard enough. Sort of how like “picnic in the grass” or “frosting the cake” can sound explicit to those who really want it to. Anyway, enjoy.
Top Ten Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines
10. That stallion gave me a hard ride yesterday!
9. Have to go, my animals are pretty lonely without me at home.
8. Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?
7. Just think about what you wanna do before you do it.
6. Drinking cow’s **** is good for your health. (I wasn’t able to hear it clearly. You figure it out. *_-)
5. I don’t like the way your pussy smells.
4. Damn dog! I’ll fix you out yet!
3. Let’s do it doggy-style this time. Bring your dog.
2. Person 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Nothing much, just playing with my dog.
And the number one bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….
1. Flipper SUCKS!!!
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Hey! I got ya another one. Enjoy!!!
How much of you would a woodchuck fuck
if a woodchuck could fuck you?
A woodchuck would fuck, he would, as much as he could,
and fuck as much you as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could fuck you.
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I got ya another one!!! Enjoy!!!
I cannot bear to see a man of Nowhere
Banging down upon a mare.
When bare of wear he fucks the mare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”
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Horses don’t give you rabies.
They don’t bite either.
You can ride them as long as you want.
They are BIG.
They have lots of stamina.
They are really BIG.
You can suck and bang them at the same time.
They are really, REALLY, BIG.
They don’t bark and annoy the neighbors to get your attention.
They are REALLY FUCKING BIG. 
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And here’s another one for you to enjoy!!!!
Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And Mr. Key owned a unicorn.
Now Don’s monkey owned Key’s unicorn
Before Don own Key,
Which made Key’s down sore.
Had Don suck Key’s unicorn
Before Key sucked Don’s monkey,
Don’s monkey would not have sucked
Key’s unicorn.
So Don’s ‘key sucked Key’s ‘orn.
But it was sad to see Key so sore
Just because Don’s ‘key sucked
Key’s ‘orn!
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Part 1
Horse people… don’t say these in public; Sure, you’re just talking about horses or horse stuff…. but non-horse people may get the wrong idea and become confused, embarrassed, or afraid of you.
Do you like my breast collar?
His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.
In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy.
Don’t jump on him, sit down gently.
What a lovely Jackass!
She wants to breed to my stud.
There’s nothing like 17 hands between you legs!
Can I pet your Ass?
He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.
He’s got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.
Is she a maiden?
I wanted to breed to her stud, but he’s all booked this season.
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Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans
Horses don’t give you AIDS.
They don’t make you pregnant either.
You can ride them as long as you want.
They are BIG.
They have lots of stamina(unlike some men I know….).
They are really BIG.
You can suck and bang them at the same time.
They are really, REALLY, BIG.
They don’t gossip and brag about they’re sex life with other to get soothe their egos.
They are REALLY FUCKING BIG.
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