And Here’s another one!!! Twist your tongues out, people!!!!

A bitter bitching bitch
Bitched a biting broken stud,
And the bitched broken stud
Bitched the bitcher bitch back.
And the bitter bitch, bitched,
By the broken bitched stud,
Said: “I’m a bitter bitched bitch, alack!”

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

A big black bud banged a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
Did Peter Fucker fuck a flock of fuckered fowlers?
If Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fucked fowlers,
where’s the flock of fuckered fowlers Peter Fucker fucked?

Dolly is damn sick
Her pussy’s got that doggy dick.
Who put that in?
Little doggy Flynn
Who pulled it out?
The little horny goat.
Dolly is damn sick

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s chamber
There I met a horny old tigress who couldn’t wait any longer,
I took her by the left leg and fucked her til forever.

The Horny old Duke of York he had ten thousand hounds.
He fucked them up to the top of the hill
And he fucked them down again.
When they were up, he was up
And when they were down, he was down
And when they were only halfway done
He was neither up nor down.

“Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?”
“I’ve been up to London to visit the Queen.”
“Pussycat pussycat, what did you do there?”
“I licked her little cunt while under her chair”

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have a beer, too” says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and the man says I’ll have a beer,” and the ostrich says “I’ll have the same.” Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again.” The usual?” asks the bartender.

“Well, it’s close to last call, so I’ll have a large scotch” says the man.

“Same for me” says the ostrich.

“That will be $7.20″ says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can’t hold back his curiosity any longer. “Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the bartender. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!

“That’s right! Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.

The bartender asks “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man replies “My second wish was for a chick with long legs.”